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Gauging the Festivity Level of your Christmas Party

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Click and get in the festive mood!It is an obvious fact that how good your party is depends on how well you do as its host. How to have fun and let your place survive? Why not use our simple Chritmas party gauge to measure your guests’ festivity levels ;)

  • Festivity Level 1:
  • Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d’oeuvre.

  • Festivity Level 2:
  • Your guests are talking loudly -- sometimes to each other, and sometimes to nobody at all, rearranging your Christmas tree ornaments, singing "I Gotta Be Me" around the upright piano, gulping their drinks and wolfing down hors d’oeuvre.

  • Festivity Level 3:
    Your guests are arguing violently with inanimate objects, singing "I Can’t Get No Satisfaction," gulping down other peoples’ drinks, wolfing down Christmas tree ornaments and placing hors d’oeuvre in the upright piano to see what happens when the little hammers strike them.

  • Festivity Level 4:
    Your guests, hors d’oeuvre smeared all over their naked bodies, are performing a ritual dance around the burning Christmas tree. The piano is missing.

    You want to keep your party somewhere around level 3, unless you rent your home and own firearms, in which case you can go to level 4. The best way to get to level 3 is eggnog spiked with grain alcohol.


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